February 2012
8 posts
Traffic and Rubberneckers...
Can suck. My. Dick.. 11 miles in 52 minutes? Go fuck yourself.
Feb 24th
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 13th
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2 tags
Feb 6th
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You can say a lot with just three words, sooo....
FUCK THE PATS!!
Feb 5th
BIG ASS FUCKING SNOWFLAKES!
(Photo coming soon, to a dashboard near you!)
Feb 4th
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January 2012
8 posts
2 tags
Jan 17th
Jan 16th
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Guy on the news has 800 pinball machines...
Must. Meet. Him. I could play pinball aaaaalllll daaaaay looong
Jan 14th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Just drove past a cop..
As he was talking on his not-so hands-free phone. Nice one, stache.
Jan 5th
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December 2011
10 posts
Dec 31st
Dec 25th
1,251 notes
2 tags
So in an effort to save my iPod battery for the...
I turned on the cd player in my car. In Search Of Solid Ground started playing.. Things happen for a reason, for example, you hit the cd option on your car stereo and Saosin pumps through your lucky speakers.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Note to self:
Stop wearing Calvin Klein drawers to the gymski. That’s is all.
Dec 19th
2 tags
Gotta love Glen Burnie...
A few weeks ago, driving down Ritchie Highway, I passed a blonde walking on the side of the road. “She” only caught my eye because of the, what I remember as, pink zebra print pants. Turns out, its Britney Girl Dale. Hmm, never seen “her” before. That explains the 5 o’clock shadow, somewhat muscular arms, and the constant talk about BGD on 98 Rock in the morning....
Dec 14th
1 tag
Dec 12th
Dec 2nd
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November 2011
15 posts
Words With Friends?
Nov 30th
Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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1 tag
Nov 19th
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Just saw a cross-dresser walking down Ritchie Highway, jamming to whatever was pumping through those headphones.. For whatever reason, I’m ok with that…
Nov 18th
Nov 18th
Traffic Blogging!
Rush hour traffic on I-695 and an ambulance just passed the crowd.. Great.. Plus the douchebags that are in such a hurry and don’t want to wait with the rest of us, decided to follow the ambulance, and as always, pass the crowd on the right in an ending lane. Fuck off. I wish I could run all of you off of the road. I actually just hit 30 mph for a half mile stretch.. That ended quickly..
Nov 16th
Nov 10th
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3 tags
I'm sure everyone is going this, buuuutt...
If you have Xbox and are playing MW3, add a strapping young lad that goes by the gamer tag “SaoKP”.. =]
Nov 8th
Waiting in line...
For this damn game and I’m fucking starving!!!
Nov 8th
Nov 4th
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2 tags
Nov 2nd
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1 tag
Nov 1st
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First time ever doing Power Cleans at the gym.. I dig it.
Nov 1st
October 2011
23 posts
1 tag
Oct 27th
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1 tag
Oct 24th
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1 tag
Oct 24th
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1 tag
Oct 24th
On my way to Elizabethtown!
Oct 21st
So, too much information...
I’m at the gym. I hate this fucking gym, but like it too. I hate the people here. I have to deuce. There’s a fucking line of people that need to “deuce” as well. I’m going to kill someone.
Oct 20th
2 tags
Oct 20th
675 notes
I was going to make this awesome omelette ..
With avocado, chicken, salsa.. Just to try it out really… But now I don’t feel like it…
Oct 20th
4 tags
Oct 18th
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